Some research has recently emerged that claimed that dog owners are more attractive than cat owners. This, obviously, is complete and utter BS. Suffice it to say it’s trash research with trash results and we cat lovers shouldn’t stand for it! Any cat lover will know that it’s cat owners who are definitively hotter than any other human being. Cat owners are so much hotter than people who don’t have any pets. Cat owners are also much hotter and sexier than people who have rabbits, or snakes, or even lovebirds. And we are definitely, indisputably hotter than dog owners.
Here are just a few reasons why.
1. Cat owners smell a lot better
Look, we love dogs, but they are significantly more likely to smell than cats. Wet dogs smell terrible. The unwashed dog smell, the dog breath – shall we go on?
When you live with that many smells, you’re bound to pick up a bit of an odor too. Sorry, dog owners. But you aren’t smelling fresh.
2. Dog people like the needy, over-enthusiastic beings
Oh, you prefer a pet who’s always keen for your attention and never turns you down and will be there for you whenever you need them?
Well, then, you’re probably expecting the same from a partner.
3. Cat people admire independence
Cat owners completely understand that sometimes the person/cat you love needs a little space and they are perfectly okay with that.
4. Cat people know that oftentimes you have to work to earn a person’s love!
Cats don’t just give away their affection to just anyone. They’re very tough to please and they take a while to warm up.
Cat people don’t get needy or annoying at all when you’re a little distanced. They just take it all in stride and wait patiently for you to come back around.
5. Cat owners are patient and tolerant!
Anyone who has a cat will have had to deal with their cat meowing at the door then refusing to get out. They’ll have had to sit perfectly still while needing to pee because their cat has decided to sit on their lap. They’ve slowly twitched a toy mouse for endless hours.
That kind of patience and stamina is HOT.
6. Cat people know how to stroke a pussy
This is important!
7. Cat owners are extremely gentle snugglers
No aggressive patting motions going on here – just slow, rhythmic strokes and chin tickles. What a delight.
8. Dog owners enjoy being outside – like at a park!
Cat people are truly indoor people. We’re snoozing on the sofa people. We are the best kind of people.
9. A cat owner will never talk to you like you are stupid or something!
Ever noticed that dog owners talk to their dogs like they’re idiots?
‘Who’s my good boy?’ JUST WHAT ANSWER ARE YOU EXPECTING, DOG PEOPLE?
Cat owners, on the other hand, will chat with their cats like their equals.
That kind of behavior will truly seep into a relationship. we assume.
10. Cat owners certainly don’t show-off!
Dog people absolutely LOVE to parade their dog around town, show off their dog in each and every Tinder picture, and brag about their dog’s breed.
Cat owners are much more subtle creatures.
11. Cat people are smarter than dog people!
Seriously, multiple studies have found that cat people tend to be extremely more intelligent than dog people.
And as we all well know, intelligence is sexy.
12. A cat owner will never ever smother you with affection!
That’s because they know that if they try it, they may get scratched.
13. Cat owners know that sometimes the simplest gifts are the very best
Dog people always seem to want to buy flashy leads and fancy balls.
Cat owners bought a nice scratching post once they learned their cat actually preferred the box it came in.
A cat owner will get you an experience, or maybe even a thoughtful present, or their company. That’s much more attractive than the person who buys you a fancy watch just because it looks nice.
14. Cat people will never ever have a dog’s saliva slobbered all over their faces!
Nte to all dog people: if you let a dog lick your mouth, you automatically lose at least one tenth of all former attractiveness. You’ve been warned!
15. And of course, cat owners have the best thing of all: a cat!!!
‘Nuff said! MEOW!