#1 MUWHAHAHAHAHA
#2 NEXT TIME THEY WILL BUY FOODS THAT I LIKE
#3 LET’S SEE HOW YOU LIKE THE RED DOT
#4 “I’LL DO IT. I SWEAR TO GOD. I’LL DO IT”
#5 HAVE FUN WIPING YOUR ASS
#6 YEAH, I DIDN’T KNOW I COULDN’T KNIT EITHER
#7 YOU WILL WATCH WHAT I TELL YOU TO WATCH
#8 STUPID BIRD
#9 SHE DOESN’T LIKE THE NEW BRAND OF CAT FOOD
#10 DON’T SIT ON THE KEYBOARD
#11 I PUSH OBJECTS OFF SHELVES
#12 OH I’M SORRY
#13 NO WATCH TV. ONLY WATCH CAT
#14 CUT THE CABLE WITH A CANDLE
#15 TURN OFF
